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Posted 26 July 2011 - 06:23 AM
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Posted 29 July 2011 - 09:00 PM
Posted 29 July 2011 - 09:13 PM
The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.
He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."
The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."
He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"
The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"
He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"
"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."
Posted 29 July 2011 - 09:19 PM
The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"
Posted 31 July 2011 - 02:10 AM
Posted 08 September 2011 - 09:11 PM
Posted 08 September 2011 - 09:13 PM
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
Posted 08 September 2011 - 09:15 PM
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